SCENE 1:
INT. NAT AND B'S BEDROOM. LATE.
NAT: (obsessing about some random issue, as usual)
But what if X, Y, or Z happens? That'll be just awful. Maybe even the end of the world as I know it.
B: (gently)
Do you realise you're worrying about something hasn't happened, or may not even happen?
NAT: (panicking)
Yes, but what if X, Y, or Z DOES happen? What will I do then?? Huh?
B: (pause; taking Nat's hand)
Honey... You know, whenever you find one tiny leak in a ship, suddenly that ship is sinking. It's just a leak.
CUT ON NAT'S PENSIVE FACE, PERHAPS TAPPING HER FINGER TO HER JAW.
CUE DRAMATIC EXIT MUSIC.
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He's right. The first part of that ramblish I'll-never-win-an-Oscar-for-screenwriting dialogue is just me taking creative liberties again, but the last line is real. B said it to me this week while my mind was performing cartwheels over something random.
And he's right. I do that. I'll often collapse under the weight of a sinking ship when I find a leak, made all the worse if the issue is important to me.
Is this a glass half empty thing? If I have mixed feelings about something, am I sentenced to default to worrying about the worst possibility? Am I the only one sinking ships? And how do I stop? Positive thinking? Mindless distraction?
Perhaps just leaning over and kissing the cute boy with the wise words?
Perhaps just leaning over and kissing the cute boy with the wise words?
And how many questions can I ask in one paragraph before the reader sinks his/her own ship because they're over my upward-inflection-ending questions?
OK, I'll stop. Got a leak to fix.
Greetings Natalie:)
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